A man hired a blonde to paint stripes on a road and stipulated in the contract that she must complete a minimum of four miles each day.
The blonde managed to complete an impressive eight miles on the first day, leaving the boss extremely impressed.
However, the second day saw her complete only four miles, which was still commendable, but not as impressive as the previous day.
On the third day, the blonde only managed to complete two miles, and the boss assumed she was having a bad day but allowed her to keep the job.
The fourth day came, and the blonde only completed one mile. The boss was disappointed and asked her why she was not performing as well as she did before.
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The blonde replies, “I can’t get far because each day I’m getting further and further away from the bucket.”
A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.
A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.
A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.
“You sure you put the right fuel?”
“Yup. Petrol”
Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.
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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”
