A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
“Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.
“Aw, Dad, it’s probably okay,” the son said. “The police car right behind us just did the same thing.”
A British trawler is sailing off the coast of Germany
A British trawler is sailing off the coast of Germany when suddenly the ship starts taking in water.
The ship is sinking fast and the captain immediately gets on the radio to contact the German coast guard.
“Help!” he exclaims, “We’re sinking! We’re sinking!”
A hesitant voice comes from the radio. “Um…v-vot are you sinking about?”