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A man is talking to God

A man is talking to God “God, how long is a million years to you?”

God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute my dear”

“God, how much is a million dollars to you?” asked the man

“To me, it’s a penny, my dear,” God replied

“God, may I have a penny?” said the man trying to trick the god

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“Wait a minute my dear,” said the God with a smile on his face

A juggler was pulled over by police.

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer.

“I juggle them in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

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A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking? Look at the test they’re making you do now!”

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