Home Life A man just came back from a journey.

A man just came back from a journey.

A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week.

He sat down and looked tired and unhappy.

His 3-year-old daughter approached him and said: “Daddy, Mummy has just gone out.”

Daddy: “Where has she gone to?”

Baby: “To do her hair.”

Daddy: “OK”.

Baby: “Daddy, are you annoyed.”

Daddy: “Not at all. Why do you ask?

Baby: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, if you smile at me now I will tell you who sleeps with Mummy on her bed each time you travel.”

The man became very anxious, breathing heavily and his heart was just pounding because he thought the cat was going to be let out of the bag.

He quickly oozed out a very broad smile, hugged the small girl pulled her closer to himself.

Daddy: “Oya tells me now, I’ve smiled. You want me to smile again.”

He kept on smiling.

Baby: Smiled, jumped up twice & said. “Daddy, it’s me. And I have stopped urinating on Mommy’s bed…”

LOL!! SO CUTE!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Lawyer and a Naughty Little Boy

A lawyer is trying to call his clients.

The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello.”

L = Lawyer

B = Little Boy

L: “Is your mother here?”

B: (whisper) “Yes.”

L: “Can I speak with her?”

B: (whisper) “She’s busy.”

L: “Is your father here?”

B: (whisper) “Yes.”

L: “Can I speak with him?”

B: (whisper) “He’s busy.”

L: “Is there anyone else?”

B: (whisper) “Firefighters.”

L: “Can I talk to one of them?”

B: (whisper) They’re busy.

L: “Is there anyone else?”

B: (whisper) “The police department.”

L: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”

B: (whisper) “They’re busy.”

L: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”

B: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”

LOL!!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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