Home Life A man notices two blondes working down the road.

A man notices two blondes working down the road.

A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.

They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other immediately fills it in.

The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, “You guys look like you’re working hard.

But I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish.”

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One of the blondes replies, “Well, there’s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.”

A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut

A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you’ve ever seen.

“Give me two shots of Jack Daniels,” he says to the bartender. “One for me, and one for you.”

“You know, I don’t drink on the job,” the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.

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Downing the drink, the man replies, “And that’s why I like you better than my barber!”

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