Home Life A man waits for his breard coming in

A man waits for his breard coming in

A young idiot is told that it looks like his beard is coming in, so he goes down to the gate to wait for it to arrive.

While he’s waiting a friend sees him and asks what he’s doing.

“I’m waiting for my beard, I was told it was coming in,” Says the idiot.

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“No wonder people call you an idiot,” says the friend. “How do you know it’s not coming in from the other gate?”

A man walks into a barbershop and says

A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoeshine.”

The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.

The man says, “Hi there. You know, would you like to spend time with me in a nice place.”

She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”

The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, I’ll give you more money”

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She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”

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