A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk
“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”
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”Exactly. That’s my daughter.” <3
It’s not a joke but we hope you like it!
Love your daughter, love your dad <3
A guy throws a snail
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
A year later, there’s another knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
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The snail says, “What was that all about?”
