So a man walks up to the counter of the department store.
“Two pairs of underwear please.”
The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief.
“Only two pairs of underwear?”
“Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.”
The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order.
A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.”
“Only 5 huh?”
“Yeah, I wear one every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.”
The man behind the counter shakes his head.
“Well, you’re better than the last guy!”
A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.”
“Finally a man who knows hygiene!”
“Yes, I do try. One for every day and I do my laundry on Sunday.”
At the end of the day, a fourth man, an old man, walks into the underwear department.
“12 pairs of underwear please.”
“Wow! You must be really clean!”
The old man smiles.
“Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm
A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the bartender, “If I can show something you’ve never seen before, will you give me a free drink?”
Now the bartender has seen almost everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!”
So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well.
The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!
The bartender was blown away by this and agrees to the drinks and then asks, “Where did you find him?”
“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.”
Go back into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp.
“I rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me one wish, then he told me to pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”
“Wow,” the bartender said.
The man then said, “As you gave me a drink I’m going to let you have the lamp.”
“But be careful what you wish for though.”
So the bartender rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.
Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!!!
Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers!!!!!
The bartender yells at the man and says, “I wished for a Million Bucks! Not a million Ducks!”
To this, the man replies, “ And you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
