Home Life A man was helping one of his cows give birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, “Great… he’s 4 and I’m going to have to start explaining the birds
and the bees.

No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son,
do you have any questions?”

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“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”

A man notices two blondes working down the road.

A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.

They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other immediately fills it in.

The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, “You guys look like you’re working hard.

But I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish.”

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One of the blondes replies, “Well, there’s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.”

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