A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.
On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You idiot; You dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” the trainee replied.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back, “And you know who you’re talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put the phone down.
LOL!!
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A Job Interview
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
