A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
The guy goes into a pub.
The guy goes into a pub.
He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th, and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.
The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”
He says, “Doctors orders.”
“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”
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“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”
