A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer…” The man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” the officer snapped. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…”
“But officer, I just wanted to say…”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
The guy looked really down, so to cheer him up a bit he said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” came the gloomy answer from the cell.
“I’m the groom.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Lady Was Driving On The Highway.
One day an old lady was driving on the highway.
She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.
However, when she looked in her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind!
And to make matters worse, the police car turned on its flashing lights.
She thought, “Uh-oh, what have I done now?” I am not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!”
So she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car.
She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn’t deserve it.
A policeman walked up to her window and spoke to her.
The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf.
The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, “I know. I’m here to tell you that your horn is stuck.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
