A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other.
They both got amnesia from the crash.
“Who am I? What am I?” said the rabbit confused.
“Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears…”
“I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!”
“And what am I?” asked the skunk.
“Ah! Yes. You’re one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle…”
“Wow!”, yelled the skunk, “Probably I’m an ass!”
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
“I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”
“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.
“Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”
Seven rabbits
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: No, listen carefully again! If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: Let’s try this another way! If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home.
