A truck driver walked into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new waitress, who didn’t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think of this place? Is… an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said.
“Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs with the sunny side up and the running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.”
“Oh, ok!” said the young girl.
She thought about it for a moment, then took a spoon from a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The truck driver asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
