An old, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday with a beautiful young lady at his side.
“I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,” he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
“I don’t think you understand – I want something very unique,” the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at $40,000.”
The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
“How are you paying?” asked our jeweler.
“I’ll pay by check, but of course, the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I’ll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I’ll fetch the ring on Monday.”
Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man.
“You lied, there’s no money in that account.”
“I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Man In Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar.
“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.
“Wait, buy?” He asks.
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
