A wife asks her husband to go to the shop to buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, to get six.
The husband returns with six cartons of milk.
When the wife asks, “Why did you buy so much milk?!”
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He replies, “They had eggs.”
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A man dials the pantry and shouts into the phone
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
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“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
