A woman goes to a store to buy a fishing rod and reel.
She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on.
She says, “Excuse me, sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”
He said, “Ma’am, I’m blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.”
She didn’t believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line… It’s a good all-around rod and reel and it’s $20.00.”
She said, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for so I’ll take it.”
He goes behind the counter to the register.
And in the meantime, the woman farts.
At first, she is embarrassed, but then she realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her … being blind he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.”
She says, “But didn’t you say it was $20.00?”
He says, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel are $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally, the pro asks her what she wants.
“I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”
“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
