A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, his husband puts a blindfold on her hair and says not to take it off.
The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly.
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When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing “Happy birthday!”.
An officer sees a man driving a truck full of penguins.
An officer sees a man driving a truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy obliges and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the same guy driving around with the truck full of penguins again. This time, though, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.
The police officer pulls the guy over and says, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
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The guy replies, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the beach.”
