One Sunday morning, a young man dressed walks tall through the doors of the local coffee shop.
He lazily sits down and looks the place up and down before raising his hand and summoning a waiter.
“I would like your FRESHEST coffee, none of the muddy stuff you probably usually make from yesterday’s leftovers.”
The waiter assured him that they make fresh coffee many times per day.
“I’ll believe it when I taste it.” Said the young man.
“I’m from New York and I know good coffee. There’s very little chance you’ve got good coffee here, so at least make a new batch for me,” and he shoos him away.
The waiter goes to the kitchen and comes back with a cup of steamy coffee.
The man tastes it and immediately makes a disgusted face.
“Just what I thought, that’s not FRESH. Come on, make me another one!”
The waiter goes back to the kitchen and indeed takes some time to return.
Upon his return, he is holding a steaming and aromatic coffee cup.
The waiter gives the gentleman the cup and he takes a sip … before spitting it out immediately.
He turns to the waiter and shouts, “This is way worse! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An old cowboy walks into Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. It seems everything makes me think of women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
