An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?”
The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I’m finished, He turns the light off.”
While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said.
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She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the ice box again!”
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.
One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.”
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, “Did you mark that spot?”
His friend replied, “Yeah, I put a big ‘X’ on the bottom of the boat.”
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The first one said, “You stupid fool! What if we don’t get that same boat today!?!?”
