An old man is eating some breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in.
The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes and laughs.
The second biker spits out his tobacco in the old man’s coffee and laughs.
The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table and laughs.
The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress and exits the diner.
The three bikers sit at the old man’s table. “Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers.
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“Not much of a driver either,” says the waitress. “That man just drove his 16-wheeler over three bikes.”
A teacher asked a student to give her sentence about a public servant
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
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“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “Means carrying a child.”
