Home Life An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

“Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five-year-old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we walk together. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we drink tea together. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we watch TV together

The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!”

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So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”

A teacher asked a student to give her sentence about a public servant

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.

The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

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“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “Means carrying a child.”

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