Home Life An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, and a meticulous housekeeper. She is also my best friend.”

The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”

The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

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An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.

An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.

She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”

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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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