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An Old Snake and a Doctor

An old snake goes to his doctor and says, “I need something for my eyes … I can’t see very well these days. ”

The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to come back in two weeks.

The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.

“What’s the problem?” Asks the doctor.

“Didn’t the glasses help you?”

“The glasses are fine, Doc.” The snake replies dejectedly. “I just found out that I have been living with a garden hose for the past 2 years.”


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A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.

A dog walks into a butcher shop.

The butcher asks, “What do you want?”

The dog points to the steak in a glass case.

“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.

“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.

So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.

He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.

As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.

“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”


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