At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.
“Some parents tell the older child, ‘We love you so much that we decided to bring another child into our family.’
“But think about that for a second. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.’?”
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One of the women spoke up right away, “Does she cook?”
An electrician hands a lawyer a bill.
An electrician finishes repairing some faulty wiring in a lawyer’s home and hands him the bill.
The lawyer gets angry: “Four hundred dollars! Just for an hour’s work? That’s absurd! I’m a lawyer myself, and I don’t even charge that much.”
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The electrician replies, ”Funny, when I was an attorney I didn’t either!”
