A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar bear?”
The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.”
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, am I a pure polar bear?”
She answers, “Of course you are honey. I’m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear.” Why do you ask sweetie?”
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The baby polar bear replies, “Because I’m f****** freezing!”
A Blonde couple decided to go into business together
A Blonde couple decided to go into business together
After years of working for others and being passed over for promotions, Blonde John and his wife, Blonde Mary, decided to go into business together.
After examining the classifieds, they bought a small candy stand, paying thirty cents for each box of candy and then selling it for thirty cents.
At the end of the day, they were astonished to find that they had sold every box of candy – yet had exactly as much money as when they started.
“You see?” John snarled at his wife. “I told you we should have bought a larger stand!”
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