A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.”
The bartender thinks, “The man can’t be stupid enough to do the same trick twice, he must have enough money tonight,” and gives beer to everyone.
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment?” yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.”
In disgust, the bartender asks “What, no beer for me this time?”
“Nah,” answers the man, “you get v-i.olent when you drink.”
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Five Men In A Bar
Five men walked into a bar.
After settling down, one of them ordered a round of drinks for himself and his friends.
When they got served, they raised their glasses and toasted to “51 days.”
After the first round, one of them ordered another round.
Again, the men toasted to 51 days.
They repeated the act for their third round.
The bartender noticed that the men were continuously toasting for 51 days and asked them what it signified.
One of the men responded and said, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. On the box, it said, “two to four years” and we finished it in 51 days!
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