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A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool

A blind man walks into a bar and finds his way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind man yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately becomes absolutely silent.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, there’s something you need to know. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Also, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind man says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

She wanted to see the Capitol building.

Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”

The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”

She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”

The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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