There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night.
In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ”44 days! 44 days!”
One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ”Why are you chanting 44 days?”
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She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ”A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!”’
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in hour, honest, honor, heir.
His English Teacher said,: ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
Little Johnny replied: “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.