Boyfriend asks his blonde girlfriend, “So how did you like the football game?”
She said, “Oh I liked all the handsome players and the action but I’m confused. Why all that craziness for only 25 cents?”
He looks at her and asks, “What do you mean 25 cents?”
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She replied, “Well all they were doing the whole time was screaming GET THE QUARTERBACK, GET THE QUARTERBACK!!”
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”
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The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it doesn’t affect us ducks.”
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