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A customer called to tech support because he can not connect to the internet

Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”

Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”

Customer: “Netscape.”

Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”

Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”

Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”

Did you have a good laugh?

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Funny joke: Old Biker and Hand Job

An old age biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1000

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile,

“Can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the old biker,

“Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?”

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The old biker replies, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”

 

 

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