An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing.”
The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
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blonde is always blonde
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says,
“Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”
“That’s odd”, replied the doctor,
“Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says,
“You’re not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.
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