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Game of intelligence

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane.

The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10-1 odds, & said every time the blonde could not answer his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.

The lawyer figured he could not lose & the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the earth & the nearest star?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs & comes down with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, even looking up everything he could on his laptop & even placing air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry & frustrated, he gave up & paid the blonde $50.

The blonde put the $50 in her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “So, what was the answer?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Is she smart?

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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.

A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.

The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.

The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.

The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.

She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.

did you laugh?

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