There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane.
The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10-1 odds, & said every time the blonde could not answer his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.
The lawyer figured he could not lose & the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the earth & the nearest star?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs & comes down with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, even looking up everything he could on his laptop & even placing air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry & frustrated, he gave up & paid the blonde $50.
The blonde put the $50 in her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “So, what was the answer?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.
The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.
The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.
The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.
She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.
