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Guy goes every day to the same diner and order the same thing

Guy goes to the same dinner every day, looks at the menu and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs.

Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs.

The waitress decides to prank him and crosses him off the menu.

He comes in, she says, “You know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.”

“Well, wash off your hand and get me some ham and eggs.”

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God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray,
“Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.

God is watching the apples.”

Do you believe in God?

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