A husband of six children begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.
The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years later, the woman has had enough. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Give me a beer!
She gets very frustrated.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”
The wife immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”
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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas
Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, “Look over there!”
They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she’s swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a bad name.”
The other blonde says, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and tell her off.”
