Johnny was riding his bicycle, and he sees his mom on the porch.
He releases the handle and yells to his mom, “Look Mom, no hands!”
His mom replies, “Be careful, honey.”
Then he releases his legs from the pedals and says, “Look Mom, no legs!”
His mom replies more sternly, “Be careful, honey.”
Johnny then abruptly falls, to the dismay of his mom.
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Johnny slowly gets back up and says, “Look Mom, no teeth!”
A new teacher.
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, “I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
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Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
