Husband Informs Wife ‘My Word Is The Law’ But She Snaps Back Brilliantly


Whenever a couple moves in together, it can be a bit of an adjustment. A lot of couples struggle with who will pay for what or how they’ll set up the furniture, but there’s also the question of who will do what.

Divvying up the chores can be tough when both people have different ideas about their roles in the relationship. But when they listen to advice from others over their own partner, it can get even worse. Like in this humorous situation about a husband and wife.

The husband reads what he feels is an empowering book and quickly announces some new house rules. But what he doesn’t expect is that his wife would react quite the way she does.

Although it’s not a true story, it’s funny as can be, so I just had to share it here.

Read the hilarious story below:

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

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Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The two have an interesting conversation while in the closet:

The kid: You can’t see anything in this closet.

The man: Yeah.

The kid: I have a baseball bat, too bad you can’t see it .

The man: I’m sure it’s super cool.

The kid: Would you like to buy it?

The man: Thanks, but I’m not interested.

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The kid: But my father is right outside.

The man: Ok, I’ll buy it, how much do you want for it?

The kid: 250$

A few weeks later the same things happen, the lover and the boy find themselves hiding in the closet again.

The kid: You can’t see anything in this closet.

The man: Yeah.

The kid: I have a baseball glove, too bad you can’t see it

Now the lover remembers their earlier conversation and cuts right to the chase.

The man: Ok, I’ll buy it, how much do you want for it?

The kid: 750$

A few days later, the father asks his son to go out and play baseball but the boy tells him that he’s sold his bat and glove. The father asks his son for how much and the son replies 1000$.

The father gets furious and tells his son that it’s wrong to charge his friends so much for just a bat and a glove. He tells him that he needs to go to the church and confess his sins.

He takes his son to the church and sends him to the confession booth.

Once inside the confession room, the boy says:

You can’t see anything in this booth.

The priest hears him and replies: Oh no, not you again!


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