The best diagnosis ever. Who said doctors don’t have a sense of humor?


We might not want to believe it, but our children are not always as open and honest as we wish. We tell ourselves, “No, our little Timmy would never hit another student in his preschool class” or “No, Bethany never drank a drop of alcohol.” She said so herself.

But unfortunately, we sometimes have to face the facts and admit that our children are not really the little angels they claim to be.

In this hilarious story, that’s exactly what one naive mother finds out — but only after a doctor comes up with the perfect way to set her straight when she refuses to believe that her teenage daughter is pregnant.

You might have heard the story before, or maybe not. But I, for one, laughed hard at the doctor’s witty response, so I just had to share it with you here. Scroll down and read the story below and feel free to share it with your friends and loved ones so they can also get a good laugh!

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-about 4 months, would be my guess.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”

Darla replies, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?”

The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”


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