Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school.
He had his first family planning lesson at school.
His mother is very interested and asks, “…How did it go?”
“I died of shame”, he replies.
Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.
His mother answers laughingly…
“But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
L.Johnny and the History Exam
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Johnny was amazed and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
“Well,” Mr. Johnson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Mary, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-reed the s-laves? “Mary wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Johnny said.
“Wait, wait,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Mary wrote, “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
Hope this funny story makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
