Teacher: “Little Johnny, how do you spell “elephant”?”
Little Johnny: “E-L-E-F-A-N-T”
Teacher: “No Johnny, that is incorrect.”
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Johnny: “Maybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it.”
The guy goes into a pub.
The guy goes into a pub.
He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th, and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.
The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”
He says, “Doctors orders.”
“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”
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“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”
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