Little Mary came back home after school and said,
“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”
The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,
“And how did this happen?”
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“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”
A fisherman forgot to bring bait.
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
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Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
