Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she screamed, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There is nothing wrong with the outhouse.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nothing wrong with the outhouse!”
“Ma replies, “Stick your head in the hole!”
Pa yells back, “I ain’t sticking my head in that hole!”
“Ma says, “You have to put your head in the hole to see what you can fix.”
With that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nothing wrong with this outhouse!”
Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don’t it?!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
