Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas
Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, “Look over there!”
They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she’s swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a bad name.”
The other blonde says, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and tell her off.”
