Home Life My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me:

My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me:

My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me:

“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”

“Erm, I don’t know” I replied

“Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing

“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs”

“Donald Duck” I replied

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“No, all ducks you idiot”

Two welders and an old fogey

These two welders are helping a friend fit out his new store ready for opening. They take a break sitting in the window of the shop.

The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.

“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.

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The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”

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