One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, “I did that by accident.”
She replied, “I know that, Daddy.”
He replied, “How’d you know?”
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The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘AS…SH…O..LE!’ afterward!”
A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
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With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
