Shortly after a British Airways flight reached cruising altitude, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather is fine, so we should have an uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and … OH … MY GOD! ”
There was silence … complete silence!
Moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger shouted …
“For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Rich Woman Requests To Change Seat
A rich young woman was sitting next to an elderly man on a plane. She alerted the flight attendant as she took her seat.
The flight attendant responded warmly when the woman abruptly said, “Please find another seat for me immediately. The flight attendant replied, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the economy cabin is fully booked.”
The rich woman replied, “But I’m not going to travel next to a worthless bum. Do something.”
While the elderly man stared in disbelief, the flight attendant replied, “I’ll talk to the Captain about this.”
Then the flight attendant went to the Captain and asked, “Captain, a woman feels uncomfortable sitting next to an older man. What should we do? ”
Surprisingly, the Captain’s face has changed. He looked amused and said, “This woman is interesting. I have never encountered an issue like this before. I have a plan. Listen..”
And the Captain told the flight attendant what he wanted to do. The flight attendant was stunned by his plan. In fact, she was amazed.
The flight attendant returned a few minutes later. “The Captain said we could use an open seat in First Class. He also wants to apologize for having to travel with such a terrible person.”
When the woman rose from her seat, the flight attendant reached out her arm towards the elderly man. “Sir will you please follow me?” To which the plane applauded.
Never look down on anyone because of their present situation!!!
