There are three girls at a bar, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar.
The bartender says, “If you go into the bathroom there is a mirror. Look into the mirror and tell anything in your life that you believe is true. If you are telling the truth then “POOF” a hundred dollars pops out, if you lie then “POOF” you’ll disappear.”
So the redhead goes in first and stares deeply into the mirror and proclaims, “I think that I am the most beautiful woman in the world!”, “POOF” a hundred dollars pops out.
Then the brunette goes in. “I think that I am the smartest woman in the world,” “POOF” a hundred dollars pops out.
Now it’s the blonde’s turn. She slowly walks into the bathroom with her hands over her eyes and peeks between her fingers at the mirror. She waits… nothing happens… she is glad.
She stands bravely and states, “I think… “POOF ” she disappears.
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A blonde and a redhead playing betting
A blonde sits next to a redhead in a bar. They are both having fun on TV.
The journalist shouts: “It’s just pure! A man stands on the edge of a cliff jumping. The redhead leans over to the blonde and whispers, ‘I bet you $50 that the man’s gonna jump.’ The blonde responds ‘You’re on.’
So, both of the women stare at the news waiting to find out what happens next.
Finally, the man jumps.
The blonde turns to the redhead and gives her the $ 50. The redhead, feeling guilty, said, “I can’t take the money”
I saw the news earlier this morning. I knew he was going to jump off the cliff.’ The blonde says, ‘Well, I saw too. But I never would have thought that he’d do it again.’
