A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce.
To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this way until the end of the street. To the house where the man was the boss, he gave a horse, and to the household where the woman was the boss, he gave a chicken.
To determine who the boss was between the man and the woman, the farmer devised a strange tactic.
When he arrived, he saw a couple outside attending to their garden. The farmer approached them and asked them who was the boss among them. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then proceeded and told the man that he had a black horse and a brown horse and asked him which of the horses he would like to have.
After thinking about the question for a while, the man told the farmer that he would like to have the black one. Immediately he said his wife cut in and said: “No, no, no, get the brown one,” asking her husband to choose the other horse.
Hearing what the man’s wife had just said, the farmer quickly handed her the chicken and went on his way. That was a great tactic by the farmer. He sure knew who the real boss was.
LOL!!
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One mamma cow and four baby calves on a farm
There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
LOL!!
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