Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
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Blonde Selling Old Car
Judi tried to sell her old car.
She was having a hard time selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told a friend she worked with at a salon about her problem.
Her friend told her, “There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but…”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Judi, “I really need to sell the car.”
“Alright,” said Judi’s friend.
“Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop.
Tell him I sent you and he’ll turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000 miles.
So selling your car shouldn’t be a problem anymore. ”
The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic.
Two weeks later the friend asked Judi: “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied Judi, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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