Home Life Teacher asked student Name the Animal in the picture.

Teacher asked student Name the Animal in the picture.

Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?”

“A cat!” said Suzy.

“Good job. Now, what’s this animal?”

“A dog!” said Ricky.

“Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, “It’s what your mom calls your dad.”

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“I know!” called out Little Johnny. “A ba…sta…….rd!”

A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender the wifi password

 

A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3

Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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